Game Theory: Would Super Mario Win the Olympics?

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Get a 30-day trial of Audible! ►► http://bit.ly/MatPatAudible2016 Special thanks to Audible for partnering with us for this episode! Mario's REAL Timeline ►► http://bit.ly/2cSzVQ8 At the end of this year's Olympics in Rio, we were all SHOCKED to see the Prime Minister of Japan jump out of a human-sized green pipe, dressed as Mario, and declare that the 2020 Olympics will be in Japan! His announcemenet made me wonder, just how would good old Mario fare at the Olympics? It seems like he'd crush the competition, but science might have something else to say about it. So does Mario take home the gold, or does he unexpectedly not even make it into the winner's circle? Twitter: @MatPatGT Facebook: facebook.com/GameTheorists GAME THEORY MERCH! Equip it HERE ►► http://gametheory.spreadshirt.com/ Mario Theories: Can Bullet Bill kill you? ►► http://bit.ly/1lu41Lo Mario is a Psychopath! ►► http://bit.ly/1nSum0E Toad's DARK Secret ►► http://bit.ly/1AArdij Legend of Zelda Theories: What's in Link's Potions? ► http://bit.ly/Zj2FsS Majora's Moon ISN'T a Moon ► http://bit.ly/1DN6lTa Which Link is the strongest? ► http://bit.ly/11pgbvi SCARY THEORIES: Call of Duty: Death from Space ► http://bit.ly/1stq1Hs Mega Man: Death by Robot ► http://bit.ly/110OaKY Polybius: The CIA Conspiracy ► http://bit.ly/1EDrFv2 CoD/Shooter Theories: Call of Duty: Death from Space ► http://bit.ly/1stq1Hs The Warcrimes of Call of Duty ► http://bit.ly/1twsP5J What Sex is Team Fortress 2's Pyro ► http://bit.ly/1xY8yXh This video was sponsored by Audible, but all opinions and experiences are my own.